" magic marker "

 [ "magic marker" ]

1: After take a shit you keep wiping and the shit never goes away

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, I was stuck in the stall for 20 minutes because I had a magic marker! 

 [ "brown magic marker" ]

1: (BMM) The brown streaking marks left in a toilet bowl after flushing large amounts of soft fecal matter. Usually the result of eating burritos and drinking multiple beers.

  * e.g.,  ... "Ricardo is gonna kill me. I brown magic markered his toilet. Fuck! Hand me a towel" 

 [ "magic marker beard" ]

1: 1/4" strip of beard -looks dumber than hell and way more trouble than shaving! popular with the latino circuit AKA:pencil beard

  * e.g.,  ... he had a magic marker beard and was looking super-goofy dig that magic marker beard 

 [ "Brown Magic Marker" ]

1: A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.

  * e.g.,  ... After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker! 

 [ "magic marker" ]

1: Street name for a vape, based on the shape of some of the vape models

  * e.g.,  ... "Can I barrow your magic marker for a sec"